Me: I looooove, love, love this 5D!!!! (insert sound of me humming a
MJ: That's good, sweetie ... you'd BETTER!!
Me: Are you kidding!? Sliced bread has nothing on this. I mean, just feel it. Feel that? Wow. And listen to this ... chickzzzt. What a beautiful sound. Here, look at this image. Wow! WOW! Gorgeous!
MJ: That's pretty. I'm glad you like it.
Me: I loooove it! mmmm ... [sounds of kissing] ... In fact, I'm going to marry it!
MJ: That's nice sweetie but you're already married.
Me: I'm going to become a bigamist ... or is that a polygamist?
MJ: It's a bigamist.
Me: right, a bigamist, that's what I'll do. [more kissing]
(a few moments later)
Me: We may have to move to Utah.
(later that evening while I'm fondling and caressing the 5D)
Me: Do you want to come to the wedding?
MJ: Wedding? ... oh ... right ... I think I'm busy that day.
Me: The head table's full but I have an opening at one of the back tables.
MJ: Will I have to see you two together?
Me: Of course, it's our big day!
MJ: Umm, yeah ... I'm definitely busy.
Me: Do you think my new lens is going to be jealous?
MJ: [stares at TV in silence]
Me: We'll have to make it a double wedding that day. Polygamist ... I like the sound of that. [sounds of kissing]